The Nine Satanic Statements, articulated by Anton Szandor LaVey in The Satanic Bible, serve as a cornerstone of Satanism. They are not divine commandments but rather a set of principles that reflect a philosophy of individualism, self-indulgence, and earthly existence. As a Satanist, I find these statements to be a powerful affirmation of my worldview, providing a framework for living a fulfilling and self-determined life. In this essay, I will explore each of the Nine Satanic Statements from my perspective, elaborating on their meaning and significance.
Satan Represents Indulgence, Instead of Abstinence
This first statement immediately sets Satanism apart from traditional religions that often emphasize asceticism and self-denial. To me, indulgence is not about a mindless compulsion of hedonism but rather the mindful celebration of life's pleasures. It is about recognizing that we are here on this earth for a limited amount of time to experience and enjoy the physical, emotional, and intellectual delights that life has to offer. This could encompass anything from savoring fine cuisine to engaging in passionate relationships, pursuing artistic expression, or immersing oneself in the wonders of nature. Indulgence, in this context, is a conscious and deliberate act of self-gratification. It is about rejecting the notion that pleasure is inherently sinful or that suffering is somehow more virtuous. Instead, I embrace the idea that happiness and fulfillment are worthy pursuits in and of themselves. This statement encourages me to embrace my desires, to seek out what brings me joy, and to reject any dogma that tells me I should feel guilty for being human.
Satan Represents Vital Existence, Instead of Spiritual Pipe Dreams
This statement speaks to the importance of living in the here and now, rather than fixating on abstract concepts of an afterlife or divine reward. As a Satanist, I believe that this life is all we have, and we should make the most of it. "Vital existence" implies a life lived with passion, energy, and a full engagement with the world around us. It means rejecting escapism, self-delusion, and the empty promises of spiritual salvation. I interpret "spiritual pipe dreams" as those beliefs and ideologies that encourage people to detach from reality, to suppress their natural instincts, and to place their hopes in some otherworldly paradise. Satanism, on the other hand, urges us to confront the world as it is, with all its beauty and brutality. It is about embracing our earthly existence, with all its limitations and possibilities, and striving to make our lives meaningful and fulfilling in the context of this world.
Satan Represents Undefiled Wisdom, Instead of Hypocritical Self-Deceit
This statement highlights the importance of honesty, critical thinking, and intellectual integrity. "Undefiled wisdom" is wisdom that is not corrupted by dogma, superstition, or self-deception. It is about seeking knowledge through reason and evidence, and being willing to challenge conventional wisdom and question authority. "Hypocritical self-deceit" refers to the tendency of people to delude themselves with comforting lies, to embrace contradictory beliefs, and to present a false image of themselves to the world. Satanism rejects such dishonesty, both towards oneself and others. It encourages us to be ruthlessly honest with ourselves, to acknowledge our flaws and limitations, and to strive for a clear and objective understanding of reality. For me, this means a commitment to lifelong learning, intellectual curiosity, and the pursuit of truth, even when it is uncomfortable or challenging.
Satan Represents Kindness to Those Who Deserve It, Instead of Love Wasted on Ingrates
This statement challenges the traditional Christian notion of unconditional love, which often extends even to those who are undeserving or exploitative. As a Satanist, I believe that kindness and compassion should be reserved for those who are worthy of it – those who have earned our respect and loyalty through their own actions and character. "Love wasted on ingrates" refers to the act of lavishing affection and resources on those who do not appreciate it, who take advantage of our generosity, or who actively harm us. Satanism rejects this kind of indiscriminate altruism, arguing that it is both foolish and self-destructive. Instead, I believe in a more pragmatic approach to relationships, where kindness is reciprocated, and respect is earned. This statement reminds me to value those who value me, and to protect myself from those who would exploit my good nature.
Satan Represents Vengeance, Instead of Turning the Other Cheek
This statement is perhaps one of the most controversial, as it seems to advocate for aggression and retribution. However, as a Satanist, I interpret it not as a call for indiscriminate violence but rather as an affirmation of the importance of justice and personal responsibility. "Turning the other cheek," a common Christian teaching, implies a passive acceptance of injustice and a willingness to be victimized. Satanism rejects this, arguing that it is both degrading and empowering to those who inflict harm. I believe that vengeance, in this context, is about standing up for oneself, demanding accountability from those who have wronged us, and taking action to rectify injustice. It is about recognizing that we have a right to defend ourselves and those we care about, and that we should not allow ourselves to be treated with disrespect or contempt. This statement empowers me to be assertive, to protect my boundaries, and to seek justice when I have been wronged.
Satan Represents Responsibility to the Responsible, Instead of Concern for Psychic Vampires
This statement emphasizes the importance of self-reliance, personal accountability, and the rejection of victimhood. "Responsibility to the responsible" means that we should focus our energy and resources on those who are capable of taking care of themselves, who are willing to work hard, and who contribute positively to society. "Psychic vampires" refers to those people who drain our emotional and mental energy, who constantly demand our attention and sympathy, and who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives. Satanism warns against enabling such individuals, arguing that it is ultimately detrimental to both them and ourselves. I understand this to mean that I should prioritize my own well-being and focus on my own goals, while also supporting those who are self-sufficient and responsible.
Satan Represents Man as Just Another Animal, Sometimes Better, More Often Worse Than Those That Walk on All-Fours, Who, Because of His "Divine Spiritual and Intellectual Development", Has Become the Most Vicious Animal of All
This statement offers a sobering assessment of human nature, acknowledging both our potential for greatness and our capacity for cruelty. It rejects the notion that humans are inherently superior to other animals, instead recognizing that we are part of the natural world and subject to the same instincts and impulses. The statement suggests that our "divine spiritual and intellectual development," which is often cited as evidence of our superiority, has also made us capable of unique forms of violence and destruction. From my perspective, this is a reminder of the importance of humility, self-awareness, and ethical responsibility. It cautions against hubris and reminds us that we are not exempt from the laws of nature or the consequences of our actions.
Satan Represents All of the So-Called Sins, as They All Lead to Physical, Mental, or Emotional Gratification
This statement challenges the traditional Christian concept of sin, which often condemns any act that is deemed pleasurable or self-indulgent. Satanism, on the other hand, embraces the idea that so-called "sins" can be a source of pleasure, fulfillment, and personal growth. I interpret this to mean that there is nothing inherently wrong with seeking out experiences that bring us joy, whether they be physical, mental, or emotional. This could include anything from enjoying good food and drink to engaging in sexual activity, pursuing creative passions, or expressing anger or aggression in a healthy way. The key, I believe, is to practice these "Sins" responsibly and ethically, without harming others or compromising our own well-being.
Satan Has Been the Best Friend the Church Has Ever Had, as He Has Kept It in Business All These Years
This final statement is perhaps the most ironic and provocative. It suggests that Satan, as a symbol of rebellion and nonconformity, has inadvertently served the interests of the Christian Church by providing it with an enemy to define itself against. From my perspective, this statement highlights the symbiotic relationship between good and evil, order and chaos. It suggests that the Church, in its condemnation of Satan, has actually helped to perpetuate his image (and in turn, his religion) and ensure his continued relevance. This statement also speaks to the power of symbolism and the enduring appeal of the rebellious archetype that Satan represents.
As above, So below—As Within, So Without
I interpret the Nine Satanic Statements as a powerful framework for self-determination, fulfillment, and a rejection of restrictive norms, empowering individuals on a path of individuation. They encourage strength through joy, mindful self-indulgence, and a celebration of earthly existence; positioning these as virtues rather than vices. This perspective fosters a sense of liberation, allowing one to pursue their desires without guilt or shame. The statements reject hypocrisy, and self-deception, promoting honesty, critical thinking, and personal responsibility—fostering intellectual integrity, accountability, and a more authentic existence. As a Satanist, I find these statements to be a valuable guide in navigating the complexities of My life in the modern world. They provide a pragmatic and empowering moral compass, a stark contrast to the guilt ridden self-denial and subservience often emphasized by traditional religious doctrines. They remind me to embrace my desires, to seek out what brings me joy and strength, and to live my life on my own terms. This encouragement to pursue personal happiness and fulfillment is a core tenet of my belief system, driving me to create a life that is both satisfying and authentic. They empower me to be assertive, stand up for myself, demand justice when wronged, and actively reinforcing my sense of self-worth. Ultimately, they inspire me to live life with passion and purpose, leaving my unique and impactful scar on the world.
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